I first learnt to drive in my brother's bedroom,
sitting on a Meccano box planted in the middle of the rug.
"Back straight, head up!" Feet resting on Lego pedals,
I drove awkwardly: hands ok, feet twisting around each other,
as he barked out instructions like a cross Sergeant Major.
My knuckles turned white as I gripped Father's spare gear stick.
"Look ahead up the road!" I stared into the dark space
beneath his desk. What at I wondered?
He positioned himself in front of me. "Imagine I'm an oncoming car."
He swerved as I approached him in the middle
of a non-existent road. "Remember to check your mirrors."
He held them up, but I could see only the ceiling in them,
as I drove on the rug against invisible traffic
and concentrated on changing gear.
"Don't forget the clutch!" he yelled.
It was so much to remember
for a ten-year-old's constantly wandering mind.
But I persevered, all the while
dreaming of getting my PSV license next, easy,
and driving a school bus - or a coach ultimately -
further than the high street, the far side of Surrey even;
the farthest reaches of Europe...
sitting on a Meccano box planted in the middle of the rug.
"Back straight, head up!" Feet resting on Lego pedals,
I drove awkwardly: hands ok, feet twisting around each other,
as he barked out instructions like a cross Sergeant Major.
My knuckles turned white as I gripped Father's spare gear stick.
"Look ahead up the road!" I stared into the dark space
beneath his desk. What at I wondered?
He positioned himself in front of me. "Imagine I'm an oncoming car."
He swerved as I approached him in the middle
of a non-existent road. "Remember to check your mirrors."
He held them up, but I could see only the ceiling in them,
as I drove on the rug against invisible traffic
and concentrated on changing gear.
"Don't forget the clutch!" he yelled.
It was so much to remember
for a ten-year-old's constantly wandering mind.
But I persevered, all the while
dreaming of getting my PSV license next, easy,
and driving a school bus - or a coach ultimately -
further than the high street, the far side of Surrey even;
the farthest reaches of Europe...
HaHa! This brought back memories..! :).
ReplyDeleteI'd been driving vehicles since a young teenager,
not on the road, as l wasn't old enough, but on
private land, business land..
And..so on..Land Rovers, jeeps, diggers, buses and
so on..But! Never! Never! A car..when l turned 17..
my Dad said, time l took my test, so off l went into
town, and booked 6 one hour lessons, £6..Yes! £6...
for ALL 6...But l only did two..HeHe! :).
Mr Adams, after my first lesson decided to apply for
a test..after my second lesson, a cancellation came
through..so 3 weeks after my 17th birthday..I PASSED!
First time...
But! But! I did'nt think l had..Goodness! No!
I could write a book on my driving test..
I started out on the wrong foot..so to speak! :).
He took me down the high street, at the bottom was
a Zebra Crossing..No! No! Not a real Zebra..! :o)
I stopped and beckoned an old lady with her dog
across..No! No! Mustn't beckon people across a
Zebra Crossing..!
Then he took me down 3 intersections, give~ways,
when l'd gone through them, he asked me if their
was anything wrong with the clutch..l said No!
He said.."Well get yer bloody foot off it then"..
A habit l picked up driving heavier vehicles earlier!
And..he hit his trilby hat on the windscreen, when l
did the emergency stop...
HeHe! Hang on..Hang on..bit more yet..when we got back
to the centre..he told me l'd past..Whey~Hey..!!!
Even before he'd asked me the 5 questions from the
Highway Code..So..he asked them..5 questions..l got
1 right and 4 wrong..HeHe! He said to brush up on the
Highway code..And..let me go..! :).
Well..l was so excited l'd passed..
Oh! One question he asked..Who has the right of way on
a round~about...I could'nt resist it..I said..The
Biggest Vehicle...Boom! Boom! :o).
I still remember him in..his trilby hat and dirty old
raincoat..carrying a newspaper, which he slammed on the
dashboard for the emergency stop...!
Goodness! That was 52yrs ago..!
Haha...many thanks, Willie, for this fabulously hilarious account of your driving experience!😂
ReplyDeleteYou've certainly brightened up my day...lol
Beautiful memmories, Ygraine!
ReplyDeleteCan you believe it - I don't know how to drive. Never learnded. Never felt like.
Oh thank you so much, Ana!😊😊
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that, although I do have a driving licence, I really dislike driving. I would drive if I absolutely had to...but otherwise I leave the driving to those who enjoy it!
Have a lovely weekend!
Big Hugs ❤❤❤
Io ho imparato stando seduto dentro a una cesta e trainato dai miei fratelli piu piccoli.
ReplyDeleteBuona serata.
Oh thank you, Giancarlo...so much!😊😊
DeleteHugs xxx
What a beautiful memory you shared with us! I don't drive myself, but my son just got his first baby car for his first birthday and I hope he will also have beautiful memories with it☺
ReplyDeleteAww, such poignant memories...I remember my son's first baby car too...and now he is 27! Seems like only yesterday!
DeleteOh thank you so much!😊😊
Big Hugs xxx
Add me to the non-drivers. I can (in an emergency) do so, but am unlicensed.
ReplyDeleteSmiling at the 'helpful' brother. And remembering similar assistance.
And there I was, thinking there was something odd about me, as I dislike driving!
DeleteWell, you've certainly make me feel a whole lot better. Thank you so much...😊😊
Love and hugs ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
A good memory… Enjoyed.
ReplyDeleteSo happy you enjoyed, Anthony...and many thanks!😊😊
DeleteThat brought back some fun memories. When I was a child I had a small car that I was so proud of it. I drove it with my feet, but I could actually imagine that I was on the road driving a grown up car. I grew up to be a non-driver. Oh, I got my permit in Jersey before moving to New York, but after almost driving off a cliff, I ripped it up and said never again.
ReplyDeleteOh Mary...I can so relate to all you've said here!
DeleteI, too, had a little pedal car that I used to drive around the garden and pretend it was a grown up car!
AND I was driving a hire car in Guernsey back in the 80's, when I decided to pull up on what I took to be a grassy bank to admire the view...only to almost drive off the top of an old wartime pillbox!! Lol
Aah, such poignant memories...😊😉
Thank you so much!
Hugs xxx
this is so charming and cute and I loved reading it. I could see it.
ReplyDeleteOh I am so happy you enjoyed this, Sandy...and thank you so much!!😊😊
DeleteBig Hugs xxx
Oh how beautiful!!
ReplyDeleteMy heartfelt thanks...😊😊
A Hug xxx
Oh thank you so much...I so appreciate that!😊😊
ReplyDeleteHugs xxx
oh dear Ygraine this was so beautiful and amusing poem :)
ReplyDeletei so enjoyed your driving lessens from your brother and what a fun to learn from family :)
excellently done my wonderful dear Friend!
sending lots of love and best wishes for your lovely happy days :)
One of my fond memories from my childhood, dearest Baili!!
DeleteI am so happy you enjoyed...and thank you so much!😊😊
Have a wonderful day, my beautiful friend!!
Much love and hugs ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
love the way you describe all the memories. I really enjoyed reading your posts.
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Thank you so much...and I'm so happy you enjoyed!😊😊
DeleteHave a super weekend xxx
Thank you, Rue...so much!😊😊
ReplyDeleteHugs xxx
Just love the story and memory you've shared.
ReplyDeleteI am always so pleased I did learn to drive. Of course these days the roads are so much more crowded and it isn't always enjoyable, but it does get me from point A to B.
As I've got older I'm not so keen on night driving … so most of my visits/journeys are made during the day :)
All the best Jan