I first learnt to drive in my brother's bedroom,
sitting on a Meccano box planted in the middle of the rug.
"Back straight, head up!" Feet resting on Lego pedals,
I drove awkwardly: hands ok, feet twisting around each other,
as he barked out instructions like a cross Sergeant Major.
My knuckles turned white as I gripped Father's spare gear stick.
"Look ahead up the road!" I stared into the dark space
beneath his desk. What at I wondered?
He positioned himself in front of me. "Imagine I'm an oncoming car."
He swerved as I approached him in the middle
of a non-existent road. "Remember to check your mirrors."
He held them up, but I could see only the ceiling in them,
as I drove on the rug against invisible traffic
and concentrated on changing gear.
"Don't forget the clutch!" he yelled.
It was so much to remember
for a ten-year-old's constantly wandering mind.
But I persevered, all the while
dreaming of getting my PSV license next, easy,
and driving a school bus - or a coach ultimately -
further than the high street, the far side of Surrey even;
the farthest reaches of Europe...
sitting on a Meccano box planted in the middle of the rug.
"Back straight, head up!" Feet resting on Lego pedals,
I drove awkwardly: hands ok, feet twisting around each other,
as he barked out instructions like a cross Sergeant Major.
My knuckles turned white as I gripped Father's spare gear stick.
"Look ahead up the road!" I stared into the dark space
beneath his desk. What at I wondered?
He positioned himself in front of me. "Imagine I'm an oncoming car."
He swerved as I approached him in the middle
of a non-existent road. "Remember to check your mirrors."
He held them up, but I could see only the ceiling in them,
as I drove on the rug against invisible traffic
and concentrated on changing gear.
"Don't forget the clutch!" he yelled.
It was so much to remember
for a ten-year-old's constantly wandering mind.
But I persevered, all the while
dreaming of getting my PSV license next, easy,
and driving a school bus - or a coach ultimately -
further than the high street, the far side of Surrey even;
the farthest reaches of Europe...
HaHa! This brought back memories..! :).
ReplyDeleteI'd been driving vehicles since a young teenager,
not on the road, as l wasn't old enough, but on
private land, business land..
And..so on..Land Rovers, jeeps, diggers, buses and
so on..But! Never! Never! A car..when l turned 17..
my Dad said, time l took my test, so off l went into
town, and booked 6 one hour lessons, £6..Yes! £6...
for ALL 6...But l only did two..HeHe! :).
Mr Adams, after my first lesson decided to apply for
a test..after my second lesson, a cancellation came
through..so 3 weeks after my 17th birthday..I PASSED!
First time...
But! But! I did'nt think l had..Goodness! No!
I could write a book on my driving test..
I started out on the wrong foot..so to speak! :).
He took me down the high street, at the bottom was
a Zebra Crossing..No! No! Not a real Zebra..! :o)
I stopped and beckoned an old lady with her dog
across..No! No! Mustn't beckon people across a
Zebra Crossing..!
Then he took me down 3 intersections, give~ways,
when l'd gone through them, he asked me if their
was anything wrong with the clutch..l said No!
He said.."Well get yer bloody foot off it then"..
A habit l picked up driving heavier vehicles earlier!
And..he hit his trilby hat on the windscreen, when l
did the emergency stop...
HeHe! Hang on..Hang on..bit more yet..when we got back
to the centre..he told me l'd past..Whey~Hey..!!!
Even before he'd asked me the 5 questions from the
Highway Code..So..he asked them..5 questions..l got
1 right and 4 wrong..HeHe! He said to brush up on the
Highway code..And..let me go..! :).
Well..l was so excited l'd passed..
Oh! One question he asked..Who has the right of way on
a round~about...I could'nt resist it..I said..The
Biggest Vehicle...Boom! Boom! :o).
I still remember him in..his trilby hat and dirty old
raincoat..carrying a newspaper, which he slammed on the
dashboard for the emergency stop...!
Goodness! That was 52yrs ago..!
Haha...many thanks, Willie, for this fabulously hilarious account of your driving experience!π
ReplyDeleteYou've certainly brightened up my day...lol
Beautiful memmories, Ygraine!
ReplyDeleteCan you believe it - I don't know how to drive. Never learnded. Never felt like.
Oh thank you so much, Ana!ππ
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that, although I do have a driving licence, I really dislike driving. I would drive if I absolutely had to...but otherwise I leave the driving to those who enjoy it!
Have a lovely weekend!
Big Hugs ❤❤❤
Io ho imparato stando seduto dentro a una cesta e trainato dai miei fratelli piu piccoli.
ReplyDeleteBuona serata.
Oh thank you, Giancarlo...so much!ππ
DeleteHugs xxx
What a beautiful memory you shared with us! I don't drive myself, but my son just got his first baby car for his first birthday and I hope he will also have beautiful memories with it☺
ReplyDeleteAww, such poignant memories...I remember my son's first baby car too...and now he is 27! Seems like only yesterday!
DeleteOh thank you so much!ππ
Big Hugs xxx
Add me to the non-drivers. I can (in an emergency) do so, but am unlicensed.
ReplyDeleteSmiling at the 'helpful' brother. And remembering similar assistance.
And there I was, thinking there was something odd about me, as I dislike driving!
DeleteWell, you've certainly make me feel a whole lot better. Thank you so much...ππ
Love and hugs ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
A good memory… Enjoyed.
ReplyDeleteSo happy you enjoyed, Anthony...and many thanks!ππ
DeleteThat brought back some fun memories. When I was a child I had a small car that I was so proud of it. I drove it with my feet, but I could actually imagine that I was on the road driving a grown up car. I grew up to be a non-driver. Oh, I got my permit in Jersey before moving to New York, but after almost driving off a cliff, I ripped it up and said never again.
ReplyDeleteOh Mary...I can so relate to all you've said here!
DeleteI, too, had a little pedal car that I used to drive around the garden and pretend it was a grown up car!
AND I was driving a hire car in Guernsey back in the 80's, when I decided to pull up on what I took to be a grassy bank to admire the view...only to almost drive off the top of an old wartime pillbox!! Lol
Aah, such poignant memories...ππ
Thank you so much!
Hugs xxx
this is so charming and cute and I loved reading it. I could see it.
ReplyDeleteOh I am so happy you enjoyed this, Sandy...and thank you so much!!ππ
DeleteBig Hugs xxx
Oh how beautiful!!
ReplyDeleteMy heartfelt thanks...ππ
A Hug xxx
Oh thank you so much...I so appreciate that!ππ
ReplyDeleteHugs xxx
oh dear Ygraine this was so beautiful and amusing poem :)
ReplyDeletei so enjoyed your driving lessens from your brother and what a fun to learn from family :)
excellently done my wonderful dear Friend!
sending lots of love and best wishes for your lovely happy days :)
One of my fond memories from my childhood, dearest Baili!!
DeleteI am so happy you enjoyed...and thank you so much!ππ
Have a wonderful day, my beautiful friend!!
Much love and hugs ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
love the way you describe all the memories. I really enjoyed reading your posts.
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Thank you so much...and I'm so happy you enjoyed!ππ
DeleteHave a super weekend xxx
Thank you, Rue...so much!ππ
ReplyDeleteHugs xxx
Just love the story and memory you've shared.
ReplyDeleteI am always so pleased I did learn to drive. Of course these days the roads are so much more crowded and it isn't always enjoyable, but it does get me from point A to B.
As I've got older I'm not so keen on night driving … so most of my visits/journeys are made during the day :)
All the best Jan
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